Sometimes kids say the most innocent things that come out so funny! In my job I see each of my after school science classes once a week. They always have something funny to say. Just today, I had 3 funny conversations that I want to share, along with a few others I have had over the past week.
Funny conversation #1:
*kid looks at my keys on table*
Kid: What kind of car do you drive? A Lexus?
Me: No, I wish
Kid: Well, what do you drive?
Me: A Ford Taurus; It’s my in-law’s car
Kid: So you ARE married…
Funny Conversation #2:
Me: Amelia, did you get a haircut?
Kid: No, I just brushed my hair really good this morning.
Funny Conversation #3:
*kid is saying bye to his friend as the friend’s mom is signing him out*
Kid to his friend’s mom: THAT’S why you’re fat. You’re having a baby.
Friend’s mom: Thanks for recognizing that I’m not just fat for no reason.
Funny Conversation #4:
Me: Do you like kindergarten?
Kid: Yeah, but it’s too easy.
Me: Enjoy it because when you are older school will be harder.
Kid: Yeah, my friend is in 3rd grade. Ooof, his school is so hard sometimes he can’t even do it.
They crack me up.
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